This is both bitchy and pointless.

I was redeployed this week to cover some shifts in a care home for the elderly, which has staff shortages as a result of everything. I spent two days of the week in a dementia unit. I had to watch a Daniel O’Donnell dvd and it was the worst 90 minutes of my life.

I don't think any nation can claim to have won a war if they only showed up for the second half.

I disagree. I think the government are pissed off with the idiots who are ignoring the stay at home requests and the ones who are panic buying. Her speech was very clearly about telling people to show some wartime spirit by putting up with the restrictions, not complaining, and staying hopeful.

Also, there’s fuck all else on telly on Sunday nights.

Boris and his party don’t care about ordinary people.

There hasn’t been a Queen of England - role, title, person, position - for several hundred years.

She also said something about how people should deal with the situation, implying that some people are being twats and we should calm down and get on with it.

The Queen’s address was on Sunday. Boris went into ITU today.

And she aged. She looked her age, she looked great for her age, but she wasn’t mucking about with her face in a vain attempt to look 35.

Pete would be very unhappy if I brought another cat into this flat.

My brother once took the bulb out of his bedroom light socket and stuck his finger in the socket, then complained that something in the socket had bitten him.

My brother and I counted Christmas trees - at the right time of year. It would have been very boring doing it in June. I’m two years older so realised sooner that if I’d been on the winning side on the way to wherever we were going (usually Auntie Annie and Uncle John’s), I should magnaminously offer to swap sides on…

He can’t be King of England because that role, title, rank and position hasn’t existed for several hundred years.

Surely “Trump’s long history of disdain for all women” would have covered it?

I love picking my feet.

I love picking my feet.

I know nobody will ever see this because I appear to be in the greys for life, but Beauty Pie do an excellent peeling foot mask for about £3.

I know nobody will ever see this because I appear to be in the greys for life, but Beauty Pie do an excellent…

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/cats-unprepared-for-all-the-extra-attention-20200318194639

Same.

It doesn't look very supportive.