HP Sauce is the best sauce.

HP Sauce is the best sauce.

I still think he’s the most beautiful man who ever lived and even though he’s four years older than my dad I would totally do him.

I love him the most

I love him the most

I am in love with Sirius and want to steal him for schnuggles because he looks like my Pete.

I am in love with Sirius and want to steal him for schnuggles because he looks like my Pete.

People shopping at “the upper end of the market” are not going to buy her stuff.

Saoirse Ronan and Gal Gadot are easily the worst dressed.

Well, it depends if the feet can keep the beat, because guilty feet have got no rhythm.

Only women curtsey. Men bow.

The timeless message of Working Girl is that Harrison Ford is the most beautiful man ever.

This Pete is totally the mayor.

UK, not England.

Wait till these guys hear about people going topless at the beach.

I was so disappointed by Vox. It was such an interesting premise and just didn’t live up to it.

I wish someone would let me out of the greys. I post cat pics!

That's because cats are clever enough to realise you're not going to wake up.

I would be surprised if my cat waits until I’m dead.

They let you publish this, but I’m still in the greys?

I know nobody will read this comment as I appear to be so deep into the greys I might as well be all 50 shades of it, but are you really criticising William and Harry for releasing a statement countering false press accusations?