Yesterday my mum walked out of a shop, was dazzled by the low sun, and walked smack into a police horse's arse.

Yesterday my mum left a shop, was dazzled by the low sun, and walked smack into a police horse’s arse.

It’s the third worst, after panties and moist.

She’s not Queen of England. That title hasn’t existed since the Union of the Crowns a few hundred years ago.

He is still a royal.

I don’t know who told you that, but they were incorrect.

The queen gave permission for Margaret to marry Peter Townsend but she chose not to.

The Queen gave permission for Margaret to marry Peter Townsend. Margaret chose not to.

She was allowed to marry him. She chose not to.

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Space Force! Pew pew!

Ooooh, he mentioned Space Force! Pew pew!

Celebrity religious cults are stupid but only really affect the idiots who join them.

It’s going to come down to men vs influencers isn’t it?

Simple life for Philip’s class and age group is the hunting shooting fishing horses brigade, not nightclubs and sex parties.

Michael Jackson raped children but the vote was his music, not his evils.

If the abuse took place in the UK, 16.

Because she comes from a family which is very used to people making up lies about them, and because she is a mother who loves her son and doesn’t want to believe he would be capable of rape and abuse, so when he tells her “of course I didn’t do it, they’re making it up” it’s easy for her to accept that.

The age of consent in the UK is 16. Not that abused and trafficked girls can give consent.

The Queen didn’t stop him marrying Camilla. Camilla didn’t want to wait for Charles to do his naval service and married someone else.