The Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday are racist misogynist shitrags.

People aren't hung, they're hanged.

I had a cat sitting booking this week, just two evening visits. First night, only Shadow (eyebrows) would come near me. Second night, Magic got brave.

As a Brit, I struggled to work out what RHOP stood for. The best I could come up with was Romanian House of Pancakes.

I love him and his grumpiness

So much cat sitting this week. Mia wouldn’t let me near her yesterday. Today she let me brush her, she purred so hard, and leaned against me so hard she fell off the windowsill.

I mean, what the fuck? Do they think H&M would spend huge amounts of money on an ad campaign without specifying the models’ hair?

It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal.

Which non-royal celebs have their weddings televised?

No, it's different. 

I have done some cat sitting this week. Archie is a floofy tiny lion and I love him.

So, this happened on Tuesday

Watched a bit of tonight’s debate. Switched over to watch Bake Off. Much better.

Some more info: his GP prescribed vitamin supplements for him several years ago, but he didn’t take them.

My cat loves the furminator so much he runs to me if I pick it up.

My cat loves the furminator so much he runs to me if I pick it up.

I am watching a bizarre film called The Love Witch. It’s shot like a Carry On film and it’s utterly ridiculous.

As far as I can see, flybe and loganair are the only commercial airlines operating between Norwich and Aberdeen.

For some reason Kinja will let me post comments but not reply to anybody else’s. So,

So, time for an article about how your occupational therapy has helped you.

Pinkies are a big deal.. 50% of each hand’s function comes from the thumb, 25% from the pinky, and the remaining is split between the other three fingers. Not being able to use your pinky affects a lot.