I am binge-watching Say Yes to the Dress. I love Randy. And Lori, and Robin, and Nicole. Monte pisses me off sometimes but usually I love him too.

Somebody in the comments said they saw the Queen of England and I want to point out they must be a time-traveller because there hasn’t been a Queen of England for centuries but every time I click Reply it just bounces me back to the top of the page so I am just pointing it out here because I can’t do it in the right…

My cat was pestering me for food so I gave him some, and then my chin was itchy so I scratched it.

“F-bomb” is such a mealy mouthed, twee expression. He didn’t drop an f bomb. He said fuck.

Peri-menopause is fucking with me. No period for three months. Then the prom scene from Carrie for three days, then nothing, as if a tap was turned off

Pete is a ferocious predator.

Catching up with season 3 of The Handmaid’s Tale. Just finished the one in DC. Almost puked.

Wasn’t there a plague of grasshoppers in one of the Little House books?

I think he’s worse than Trump because he’s not stupid.

That sucks but it’s nowhere near the same thing.

Taking the piss out of a 90+ year old woman who has to work until she dies seems a bit pointless.

And a warm place to sleep.

My grandad (dad’s dad) didn’t have a left thumb. He told all his grandchildren that when he was little he had sucked his thumb, and eventually it dissolved away.

Your dad is confusing cows with haggises.

You’ll type out cunt but you won’t type out nigger although you feel both are equally unacceptable?

Sarah Davy’s sister got a KFC from the one in Marsh (Huddersfield) and when she bit into the piece of chicken, it was a mouse.

Several years ago there was a plague of Next tops that looked like one T-shirt over another.

And in the UK. Grabbing a woman and squeezing her breasts, groping her arse, ejaculating on her - sexual assault, not rape.

Pretty sure you meant peeking, not peaking.

Cliff is well creepy.