Did you just out Jon Snow as a secret janitor?

Anne was offered titles for her children which were not dependent on her husband. She refused them. If H&M had wanted a title for their child, they could have had one. 

You’re missing the point. The baby isn’t entitled to a title. The Queen almost certainly offered one, as she did for Anne, Andrew and Edward’s kids, but Harry and Meghan had the right to refuse, as Anne did.

Battenburg was Philip’s side of the family.

Except when William is King, Harry will be the equivalent of Princess Margaret and his & Meghan’s kids will be the equivalent of David and Sarah Armstrong-Jones, ie they’ll turn up at weddings and funerals and only the oldies will know who they are. And when George is King, Harry and Meghan’s kids will be the…

I think Philip John (Diana’s dad) and something American. Philip John Chad. Philip John Buddy. Philip John Chet. Philip John Jiminy Billy-bob.

Too tacky. (Not the Irish bit, the anagram bit).

What? As a Brit, I don’t agree with any of this post.

What about the rest of the UK?

No, there are no rules forbidding either. But why would they?

If they’ve been bribing colleges, shouldn’t the colleges be in trouble for accepting bribes?

Fugly.

Do you really think any daughter of his would dare tell him she’d been raped and was pregnant?

There hasn’t been any such role, title or person as monarch of England for several hundred years.

You’re suggesting William would hit on his own niece?

Measles can be fatal. My grandad survived infant measles, but he ended up with partial sight, partial hearing and severe facial scarring. Measles is not trivial.

And leper colonies. Spinalonga, off Crete, is one example. Before there was treatment for leprosy, people with the disease would be quarantined, and the outside world would provide the colony with what it needed.

I can’t sleep without it now because I can’t relax in case I grind my teeth.

What? Hundreds? Mine is about 4 years old and cost me about £30.