Sometimes when I call Pete to come to me for a cuddle, he goes and does something else instead. That’s fine, I don’t mind if he prefers to go look out of the window, or have a nap or whatever. Sometimes he comes to me for a cuddle, and that’s great. And sometimes he just sits there, doing nothing, and that really…
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That’s a dog?
If I were her, I’d be insisting on doggy-style.
Traditional Yorkshire clogs, as worn by New Model Army and their fans
Mine was the same, but mixed-sex, and high above sea-level in Yorkshire, so lots of wuthering and lots of snow in winter. By the time we got to 4th year, several of us turned up in black canvas jeans, with notes from our mothers saying “my daughter walks over a mile to school, it’s snowing, she will dress as I see fit…
You should keep your opinions to yourself.
Isn’t the point of clothes to protect us from the elements?
Who cares if someone thinks someone else's outfit is sexy?
David Bowie in Labyrinth is your guru.
I’ve never understood the upgrade thing. The engagement ring is supposed to be given and received with love and optimism and gratitude. Why would you want to replace it with something else just because you have more money?
I can’t hook it at the back.. I don’t know what hooks are going into which eyes, the band gets twisted, it’s a disaster. Also, my mum does hers the same way. Do we all do it the same way our mothers do?
Almost. It’s “colossal bellend Piers ‘Morgan’ Moron is a colossal bellend, the colossal bellend.”
Zig a zig. Ah.
Why are you talking about her age as if it is a bad thing?
Plenty of Britons take our politics seriously. It was England and English voters got us into this mess.
The only thing keeping me going is the possibility of #indyref2.
The English bit of the UK is so fucking convinced of its own glory. They seem to think that the EU should be so fucking grateful that the UK deigns to associate with them that the EU will bend over backwards to give us whatever we ask for. I’m so fucking embarrassed by this government and the Brexiteer idiots who…
Can’t wait till Springs1 turns up to talk about her love of Ranch.
Shush now.
I’m British. And obviously know far more about it than you.