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Pete and I went for a walk. He plonked himself in a bramble thicket and sat there for ten minutes.

I live opposite a police station so I tend not to worry. But I tend not to worry anyway. The world isn’t as dangerous as some people make out.

There hasn’t been a Queen of England (role, person or title) for hundreds of years.

Me too, but not until 11 or so. I am not a morning person.

Steve Jobs who died young? Not a great advert for early rising.

Grown adults don’t necessarily obey their grandmother.

England, not the UK. All prescriptions are free in Scotland.

You're wrong.

Russell Brand is a dick.

He could have been right about the lawyer.

If you smoosh Pete’s belly he will claw you. I fall for it every time.

Psssst. I started that topic.

It looks like a floofy belly but it's a bear trap.

The askfeminists sun on reddit is full of whiny men asking questions which they pretend are about feminism but are actually just pleas to be told how great they are.

Here’s Pete.

Do them all.

The report I read gives more detail than “organs in the wrong position.” They’re growing on the outside of the body.

It is. I mean, Donald Trump seems to count as upper class to you guys because he's rich. Here, he's lower middle class at best.

She’s middle class. Class in the UK is only partly about money and is mostly about family background.