PETA is incapable of doing anything with what moral high ground they gain for caring about animals. They make Democrats look like Machiavelli. 

Coming home from Catholic mass in Michigan, my dad whose last name ends in -ski, eating kielbasa and scrambled eggs with rye toast, that was my childhood every Sunday. He of course, preferred kishka.

As important as Marvel is to me, I also have a lot of respect for him as a rhetorician. He was God’s own salesman, and I drew on him for inspiration as an orator.

No one fucking cares about any Robin Hood movie, when will people learn this. It’s like every three years someone thinks “But this one!”

Oh shit, the Devil All the Time is one of my favorite novels. I would love if this led to a Fargo style anthology drama sourced from Knockemstiff.

Griffin McElroy’s Pokemon Y Nuzlocke

A habit I’ve gotten into is tipping more when I have a bad day. If I’m in a pissy mood, I’ll go someplace I like and leave 200% and it’s like exercise. I don’t WANT to do it, but I know it’s better for me to do than not to do.

Sorry Duke L’Orange is the best character in television history

Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin comedies.

Pokemon Black 2

Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

I really do think Coca Cola is the best hangover cure, as cold as you can get it. Combine that with anything greasy and carb-y and you’re gonna be just fine.

The only thing I absolutely need to have is my dad’s pierogis. I look forward to them every year, little morsels of the bad fats, sauerkraut or cheese, and potato. With sour cream and/or applesauce because if you’re going to town, you might as well go in a Lincoln.

Look how quickly Medicare for All becomes “Medicare for all unless you’re a felon, undocumented, and it doesn’t cover sexual health.”

These kind of universalist attitudes will be almost instantly pared down to only benefit a narrow class of people and then those left out will be told to celebrate because of unity.

The best moment was them sort of doing the verse of One Week.

Man if my skin looked like that I’d do whatever I could to avoid a mug shot. Looks like he was on that mountain dew and dorito five year cleanse.

Griffin McElroy wrote a story about the littlest Jawa why is anyone talking about anything else

Thickening soups with breads has been one of my favorite recent lightbulb moments. I make a tomato and sourdough soup that has all the thick richness of a cream based soup with no cream at all.

King has declined to release the rights to it, I think. He let it go out of print during the rise of school shootings in the 90s, I think he just wants to distance himself from it. A shame, because the story is actually very good if a little bit of a blunt instrument.

An epidemic which was met with a “War on Drugs” and a brutal police force. No one was decrying the economic conditions that brought crack to black communities, but everyone is willing to give the opioid epidemic a close hard look.

My thought is that It was just a Todash creature, like Dandelo or anything else from the Prim

I haven’t been happy in like six years, why can’t I make the simple changes that are proven to help me?