I can’t conceive of any universe, with football or without, in which everyone wouldn’t hate Dallas.

That is one incredibly unsurprising Twitter picture.

“I’m all for freedom of speech, but these black guys are speaking in a way that makes me feel bad and guilty, and I don’t like feeling like that. Easiest solution is to shame them for speaking out.”

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

I know this site has a reflexive “fuck the NCAA” position but I think in this one instance you sort of have to admit that these players went about things the wrong way. I didn’t use the benefits of my scholarship to buy electronics and then pawn them. I just straight up used my scholarship money on booze. Cut out the…

No. And don’t make excuses for these assholes either. I’m in Charlottesville and this statue removal has been settled for 6+ months. Back then they had a hard time getting a dozen people to protest its removal. That’s how many people who actually live here feel strongly enough about it to show up and protest. …

Does that automatically make all of them racists?

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

The alt-right protestors were protesting the removal of a statue of a segregationist and, many would say, traitor. Does that automatically make all of them racists? Maybe not all of them, but it’s a rather questionable cause they’re supporting.

He’s no hero. I prefer my heroes to not get captured.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

Pictured: Korie Harris

Korie Harris sounds... just awful

The team wants to “take care” of the cat if someone finds it.

D.C. United drops upwards of $3.5 million plus a seven-figure salary to sign Paul Arriola today. LA drops $8 million to bring Carlos Vela to an expansion team. Dom Dwyer gets sold (between two MLS teams!) two weeks ago for $1.5 million.

“MLS sucks because all the players are bad”

I have never, including a brush-with-death bout of chicken pox at 22, been sicker in my life than the noro virus. I found religion only to pray for God to kill me.

Frustrated college athletes across the country are begging their tutors to write a thoughtful rebuttal.

It’s funny because it hits him in the head.

Cutler hasn’t cared about football in years and was a vocal supporter of a misogynistic, racist, abrasive Presidential campaign yet there was not outcry against signing him. Kap kneeled during the national anthem to protest videos of people actually being killed by police.