THEY AH CAWLLED SUBS, YEW TOOTHLESS COUSIN-FAHKING PRICK!

That guy is original Internet celebrity! Let me tell you kids about the early days of the…Information Superhighway…

[DRAMATIC CHORD]

[AWKWARDLY TOUCHES WOMAN'S HAIR]

Hi Debbie.

[LAUGHS; CHIPS FREEZE FRAME]

"Knew your father, I did!"

Because of the dancing?

Your mom always sucks…

That is one hot dude.

[PEES IN ALCOPHELIAC'S DRINK]

buttz, lol, wut?

THE ALTAR OF BA'AL!

[FARTS]

I made a huge deposit in your mom last night.

Disgusting.

My mother-in-law died of ALS. It's a horrific disease. I don't care if it pisses people off. I'm glad it's getting some attention and money.

I live in Massachusetts. We would have public stump grinder funded by tax dollars and we would order it pre-rusted just for such purposes.

I bought it. It's mine. I'll do whatever the hell I want with it.

I'll make a reservation at the Olive Garden.