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Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind
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No. He doesn't deserve such a pleasant fate.

What are you? Some sort of renegade Catholic avenger?

FRENCHIE FIGURES IT OUT!

I didn't say for the babies to land in the stump grinders. I said for the "cunt-dick-shit wads" to do so.

God, I hate Bob Hope. Never thought he was funny.

I'm sorry, and when I say that, I'm in fact not sorry, but people who criticize others who have died by suicide are some of the biggest, fattest cunt-dick-shit wads who have ever wasted space on this stupid planet. May their children be born sideways, even if they're men, and when I say that, I want those men to get

—in space.

ZOINKS!

Who's going to reboot Guardians of the Galaxy?

Penis bad. Gun good?

A moose bit my sister once!

Herbert Mental collects birdwatchers' eggs.

"Jeb Buchinsky—wait a minute."

I'm going to run a war like a factory.

Your mom didn't quit after two years.

Good evening, and welcome to another episode of Africa: More Than One Country.

And totally over-wrought and over-sung!

FIRST

The computer woman on Criminal Minds can cross-check thousands of databases to pull up obscure info in a matter of seconds.