More like DIS SUCKS! AMIRITE?

People from our London office said a Bath accent sounds like a Boston accent.

I think it was something more awkward, like The Sheriff Whom She is Fucking.

"UH OH! YOU'VE GOT POLIO!" [CUE APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER]

You're thinking of She's the Fucking Sheriff.

Alan Funt? More like Alan C…oh forget it.

More like Patrick DUMPSEY! AMIRITE?

How did you know my name is Eric?

BLOODY REPEATS!

That's not "spackle."

It's obviously the greatest sight ever beheld by mankind.

[CUTS OFF BUTT-CHIN]

Costume, no. Butthole, yes.

[GETS OUT THE BAT BLEACH]

I hate when people get them clipped.

WHAT THA FAHK?

But it didn't come with a spray can of Bat Shark Repellant.

More importantly, does Affleck take his shirt off during this movie? Will there be any gratuitous scenes of Affleck working out?

Wait until Dan posts something!

His brow has been hitting the weight room at the gym.