[DOES THE BATUSI]

Adam West's Batman costume was more practical.

[FARTS]

SHUT UP

It's my horse teeth and unstylish hair that cause the confusion.

Lemon curry?

You said that to me when introducing yourself at AV Club's presentation of Bad Santa.

[FARTS]

[SAYS SOMETHING STUPID ABOUT OBAMA]

"I see you found my trophy room Dalton. The only thing that's missing…is your ass!"

Nasim Pedrad in a bald cap.

Death Wish IV is pretty bad.

That would require me driving to NH.

It's implied, similar to how the subject in many second-person, imperative sentences is implied.

Fireworks are illegal in Massachusetts. All the stores that sell them are on the Mass./NH border, and the Mass. State Police just sit on the other side, waiting for people to bring their contraband back here.

Well, you have to wear pants in Taco Bell.

"No fucking way! These fish are goddamn butch!"

Hi, Pauli! I took the day off in order to stick it to the man, but not how Dan does it.

"It wasn't that terrible."

[SAD ROBOT SOUNDS]