Mom said you were hung like, "a flea trying to fuck an elephant."

Is THAT what you call it?

I enjoy this story and this era of the series. I like the enhanced comedy. So there. I mean, come on, sci-fi in itself is kind of silly. Why try to make it dark and brooding if the story doesn't lead to that naturally?

MOTHERFUCKERS!

You never bought me a little plastic guitar…

[FAHTS]

THANK YEW, YEW CAWK-FACED SHIT-EATING SHITTER OF SHIT!

[DICK PUNCH: MAXIMUM FORCE]

I'M ACTUALLY FROM HEAH, YA BASTID.

YEW FAHKING PRICKS!

S. Frog, sir.

[ISSUES STRONGLY WORDED "CEASE & DISIST" LETTER TO ARTEMIS STRONG RE: COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT]

You bitch.

I HAVE COME FROM THE FUTURE! SURRENDER AT ONCE, EARTHLINGS! MY POWERS ARE BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION!

Hello, Dan. I swear, this website is getting worse to visit via the iPhone rather than better. Look into that, won't you, Danny Boy? Thanks, kiss-kiss.

YES, WHY DON'T BIGOTS EVER UNDERSTAND CONTEXT?

You know, this should come as no surprise, because most actors/actresses are insane.

—filmed in REAL TIME, like Highlander.

[FRATS]

—on the other server.