MEGAWEAPON

DEEP HURTING

[TIMOTHY VAN PATTEN MUMBLES]

Surely Mozart and holy reindeer will save us.

Neither did your mom.

Stephen Baldwin and Markie Post.

Only in terms of it being a "hot spot" due to the relatively low cost of housing. There is NOTHING to do there.

[RIPS ROOF OFF RENTED TRUCK]

It was from the dumpster.

THE SUN GOD IS ANGRY!

"I GUESS I SHOULD DRIVE FASTAH!"

Oh! How long does that take? 3 to 5 weeks?

As a Somerville resident who works in Billerica, I choo-choo-choose death over living in that…uh…"place."

"Jeezus Fahking Christ! Hitlah's in my beah!" [CONTINUES DRINKING BEER ANYWAY AT THE NEWTOWNE PUB & GRILL, MASS AVE, CAMBRIDGE]

Your nose says, "Not kosher."

He said come "to" not come "in."

Hey, me too!

There's a *New* York?

YANKEES FAHKING SACK

Dorchester? Egads. [RETREATS TO BILLION-DOLLAR BROWNSTONE IN BACK BAY]