kirkcameronleftmebehind--disqus
Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind
kirkcameronleftmebehind--disqus

[PUNCHES LESBIAN; STEALS BICYCLE]

Tak.

Someone might purchase this slag heap I work for—the company, not your mom.

Sorry. I had to have lunch with my boss, who is a 45-year-old frat boy.

Or two weeks ago.

Hey, thanks, Dirtbike.

That's by the Cars.

I wasn't making fun of you. I was just saying something stupid. Are you new here?

What?

Things are starting to get SEXY in here!

"Rape Ape"

[PUSHES HIM INTO SEA]

Racist.

Now my loser friends and I my loser friends will buy and buy Aerosmith tickets and buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer, this summer, summer this will be, the priority of the summer, this summer…fuck those guys, fuck them.

Boo!

I had it replaced with a McDonnell-Douglas turbine engine.

Hey, their version of "Shotgun" is insane.

I bet you mean…YES!

Aerosmith am died.

[FARTS]