I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS IS. I JUST ENERGIZED THE COMPUTER BOX AND HERE I AM.

[FARTS]

[GIGGLES]

Oh, and you thought you were the first, Columbus?

And a void.

Zack from Saved by the Bell?

Yes, but the new avatar smell is "Old Beef Rotting in the Desert Sun with a Hint of Low Tide."

That's why your mom's is always filled with dick: to keep it quiet.

She loved horses.

Yes, like Bigfoot. Or Buttfoot.

It's says right there, dicknose: lol.

Right: It's filmed in real time, but backward.

And he could use his actual name as his porn name!

Hard sci-fi murder-mystery sitcom.

Porn on computers, on computers that you find in the woods.

WITH THOSE EXTRAVAGANT SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS!

Fine, Dan. Consider yourself UNIVITED to my next cookout.

That would be Dan's.

I'm going to kick you right in the Balzac.

You call that booze? Let me know when you've outgrown your frilly little panties, and we'll hit the bars.