"I love you, Bogus."

He has poor bladder control.

GET OUT OF HERE, YOU PAPIST!

CAKE CAKE CAKE

And Lily Tomlin as the hot, young Muslim woman…

Um… Fair…ah…summoned…England…candidate…Archbishop of Canterbury.

[DRAMATIC CHORD; GASPS]

"Cate?"

Are you one of the Amboy Dukes?

Yee Yee gets very angry if you use the fractional equivalent, 22/7.

It's the afternoon, so he is WASTED.

[MOM LAUGHS]

That peen went right into yer brain.

"Date," he says.

Was that photo taken at a funny angle or was that the largest computer monitor available at Best Buy?

He's at SXSW, so he is WASTED.

I'm sure Dan has.

HI DAN!

[SHOOTS CROTCH]

[FALLS OFF BAR STOOL]