Your mom saw it coming.

Man, that was a long comment.

He sounds like the elderly drivers in the grocery store's parking lot who always back out while looking forward.

It's a penalty because of the herps.

I've had some of the most innocuous comments get deleted.

[BACKS AWAY QUICKLY]

The Eagles suck!

Counting boners?

I went to a party a few weeks ago. I brought nacho dip.

Thanks! It was my wife's idea.

I do not pimp my mom. She is a self-employed businesswoman.

¡Rob!

[POOPS]

Mister Eddie's Father?

Chief?

Plymouth Volares?

Fred Berry?

Yes, it is, obnoxious student.

Hey, my mom is going to have to charge you anyway.

Putting whiskey and glue in her body!