This has made me laugh.

He was referring to that Haim song.

No! Europe, 1848.

Thanks, I just had it waxed, ANNNNNNNNND…your mom said the same thing last night.

He did start out as a lefty, but then he wet his britches in prison. Great writer though.

AND THESE CANS! HE HATES THESE CANS!

Who? Dr. J?

I was vacationing in London and saw The Black Dahlia there. Everyone in the theater was laughing throughout the movie.

I don't remember seeing that on The Jetsons.

[GASPS]

DAMN IT

What? What kind of services are these 17th-century marauders providing?

It's almost as if Putin's alliance with the Russian Orthodox Church is merely for show…

VIVA LA UKRAINE!

[ARRESTS GAY RUSSIANS IN THE GAYEST MANNER POSSIBLE]

Cossacks aren't Jews. Historically, the Cossacks weren't exactly Jew-friendly.

Bullshit. Dan showed me her certificate from the correspondent's course. You know, from that school that advertises in the back of Hustler.

I don't know. I'd rather be pepper sprayed than whipped.

Oh, I wasn't directing my word vomit to you specifically. Your comment just got me thinking. Then…I typed…

Yeah, they had a huge drop off in the 1980s. The first album I ever bought was Queen's Greatest Hits, a 1981 release I purchased in 1986. As previously stated by others, their experiments with disco and the like didn't go over well with LAMESTREAM America. Remember "Disco Night" in Comiskey Park? That was only a few…