Well, he was dying from AIDS, so it probably did affect his singing.

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oh, that's not blood…

#TOILETBABY

[LIBRARY FARTS]

Wait to you hear about the appropriately named Wally Cox…

Hello, 1989!

That's why you should always tip the hotel maids, Dik.

Who didn't fuck him there?

What am I? A decathlon athlete?

Hitting the accelerator rather than the brake while driving in a convenience store parking lot?

Snooty private library…

Well, yes, when compared to her diesel-powered titanium dildo, no it's not.

[CUE "JUMPIN' JACK FLASH"]

Yes, hanging out with me is like sailing a clipper ship.

I'll show ya some smog, Corky: [FARTS]

She flashed some vaginie during a 1971 episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Ask your mom how mine works.

Listen to the scientist here…

…goddamn squeaky clown voice…