Who doesn't?

She already did on a 1975 episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

I know I am. [FARTS]

When did you fuck him?

That's not how erections work.

How…dare you accuse me of watching this…this…this…[FARTS]

Here, have some of mine: [FARTS]

It means, "The Dan."

Well, she is my mom.

Except for Lobsters. His respect for Lewis only grew more after watching that film.

So sayeth O'Neal, "This, this is the meme that shall never truly die."

Are you accusing my mom of being a mediocre character actor?

Patch Adams: Chaos Reigns

I was wondering when someone would get around to writing a song about Jim Belushi.

That was a pretty quick turnaround.

Aren't all bands Dawes in some way?

IT FAHKING IS AND IT'S A VARY SEEREUS ISSUE. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Oh, I did! It was mentioned in the Boston Glibe 25 years ago… or so.

Well, he's not actually.

[ACCUSES SIR ISSAC NEWTON OF WITCHCRAFT]