Why were you cleaning his toilet, especially after he'd just done so?

You disabled a monkey? You monster.

Have you paid a visit to my mom recently?

Well, yes, we live close by each other.

Damn monkey won't stop screeching. And his accuracy is atrocious. Dan is still enjoying him, sexually.

Yes. And yes.

Your colon must be like a cannon.

His hard drive needs to be defragmented—if you know what I mean.

[PAUL WILLIAMS HITS GONG]

[AIR DRUMS "SICK AGAIN"]

As I've said before, be careful firing upon the Amazon delivery drones. They carry as much firepower as a Vietnam-era F-4 Phantom II.

Sexist. It's "Ladytown."

AMAZON WILL SOON BE EXISTENCE ITSELF

[SCOLDS LES NESMAN]

Jeter will be in the starting lineup…for eternity…

Her vagina, scientifically speaking.

The gang? Like Mac and Charlie?

[IS SUCKED INTO THE ENDLESS VOID]

A Cheap Trick/Godzilla live album would be even better.

In Mother Russia, yes.