He's a Highlander?!

Why? He's scheduled to win the Gold in all the events. Shirtless.

I want you…to want…me.

I'll only approve of this if he plays the role using his Russian accent from Air Force One.

You know, my Swedish friends, who are actual Swedes, have never said that—j'accuse, Reposted!

It's that goddamn Papa John's pizza!

But she's 17!

I WILL HAVE THE FRIED DOUGH, DEAH VENDAH, FOAH FIFTEEN FAHKING DOLLAHS.

DAWES WILL ALWAYS HAVE MY FAHT.

IT IS NAWT SOMETHING TO FAHKING BE MADE LIGHT OF, MISTAH BONAHTIME, NAWT IN THE SLIGHTEST.

Not the Zune!

Upper Kansas?

Ace!

HEHEHE…classic.

I don't know anything about this.

[SAD TROMBONE…R]

Saul discovers a portal to 1982.

Shotgun Blast to the Dick

She looks like Michael McDonald!

Yeah, but those were cumshots to the face.