kirkcameronleftmebehind--disqus
Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind
kirkcameronleftmebehind--disqus

Can't wait!

He likes to masturbate!

69…hehehe…

—squeakquel

Feast your nose upon my release: [FARTS]

I enjoyed being lectured by Steven Seagal on the environment.

Suits…hehehe…I get it.

Frankenstein is going to save the rec center!

No one plans that.

"BOOBS, GENE; I SAY BOOBS!"

Aren't we all?

Tomorrow it's raining hot semen.

Your mom really blew it.

Well, how should it be? Are there any manufacturing codes/industry standards we can refer to?

Airwolf!

Three inches…

Yeah! Fuck it right in the January!

I, Frankenstein, do solemnly swear to…

[INJECTS SPEEDBALL INTO HEART SAC; EXPLODES]

HOT