You just want to raise an army of Frankensteins.

He was the same way about Zeppelin.

It is a slow-moving show.

Mickey Rourke.

Buster Crabbe is still alive?!

Yes, Dan's van is a windowless vessel of doom.

You want to read her vagina?

Eugenics?

Harry Potter and the Family Stone

At trivia one night, there was a team named Harry Potter and the Cuntly Hallows.

What's with the skull, Cousin Oliver?

I panicked.

IT WON'T KEEP ME FROM STATING THE TRUTH, DAN!

His boobs are bigger.

He was Reggie on All My Children!

Just watch Luther. It's almost as crazy as Criminal Minds.

Either Elba or Hart would be fine with me.

Well, you do have poor bowel control.

Ooh! My very own stalker!

No, I'm using my iPhone, and I hope you appreciate what a pain in the ass this is.