You…uncut dicknose.

Well, yes, we've all heard about…that.

WORDPLAY!

How much was your G&T?

I like your name!

You're quite the world traveler.

I can't make it.

Yes, Disqus actually brags about this feature on their homepage.

Of course you do.

[GASPS]

Yeah, at her age, in Russia, she'd be at least a qualified plumber.

Do you have a spare couch?

I had a gin & tonic at a bar in Manhattan for a mere $15.

He's always had that!

EXCESSIVE VOWLES ARE FOR WEAK CAPITALIST SCUM

Is that why her English is so bad?

Yeah, probably at a bar somewhere. New York has a few, if I remember correctly. If only Buzz were here to confirm… [LOOKS OFF INTO DISTANCE]

Aren't half of them dead?

Yeah, you'll have to cook him in one of those backyard deep-friers.

These sassy Russian women are going to teach the American Waistline a thing or two!