Nadezhda Tolokonnikova is the hot one, so you can see her all over the place. Or the Internet.

She's blasting out a MIG-sized fart.

Um, judging by the accompanying pic, some sort of jazzercise?

Yeah, according to his Twitter feed.

Dragon Sound!

—for now.

Oh…my…God…

Golden Corral's Chocolate Fountain?

Friends forever! Friendship for eternity!

Friggin' knuckleballahs.

OK, Matthew McConaughey.

[GETS OVERLOOKED FOR "PAPILLION" DUE TO BANGING ROBERT EVANS'S WIFE]

Roger.

I sent my ballot to Deadspin.

…annnd that makes you special how?

Thanks, Megan.

lol, wut?

[DRIVES THROUGH SAN FRANCISCO AT 100 MPH]

I told him to get that thing cut. No one wants to go down on a windsock.

Consumerism?