Only on Fox News.

They're predicted to win the World Series this year.

Dicknose?

Boo!

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?

He read his lines like a robot the entire show on purpose.

She's much prettier than he is.

He's dating Cecily Strong. I found this out on her Twitter feed.

Me too, but only because Ch. 25 in Boston used to show reruns of Laugh-In every weeknight when I was a kiddie.

Chief?

Sorry!

Uh, how do they not?

Corky!

ELDAN!

Everyone under 30 wonders what Greg is talking about…

He's dead.

"Gilligan! Drop those coconuts!"

OLD AV CLUB JOKE

[SOBS]

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