"Dating"? Is that what we're calling it now?

Racist.

He's sitting on several phonebooks.

Circle gets the square, Gregory.

[FARTS]

I saw its first episode and then forgot to watch it again. This has been a boring, but true, comment.

After all these years, you're still bothering me.

How about the Ropers?

[OPENING RIFF TO "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW"]

No, the complete opposite: a country-western singer.

Jumpstain Beeper belongs to the world.

[FALLS OFF STAGE]

[KNOCKS BOWL OF CEREAL OFF KITCHEN COUNTER]

That's a big Twinkie.

WELCOME TO YOU'RE "DOOM!"

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"Valerie, get me Fred Dryer on the phone!"

"THAT JESUS IS ONE BAD MUTHA-"

"THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION, TED!"

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