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DWIGHT EVANS BELAWNGS IN THE FAHKING HALL OF FAME

NOMAH!

I know. These FAHKING AMACHUREZ.

"The Breaks" by Richard Price. I'm 130 pages into it. It's pretty good. I like his stuff in general. It's about a recent college grad who gets himself into trouble, more ways than one! This has been a professional book review.

Like a son of a bitch, it did.

Yeah, I think that's part of what I find so horrifying: Lewis's "narcissistic psychosis" being projected through one of mankind's darkest moments.

Not to sound dramatic, but I find the concept of this film alone horrifying. I mean, I feel like I need to take a shower. A modern equivalent would be a Tyler Perry film about Madea and slavery.

Yes, and ElDan took a long time placing that shit.

DiMaggio's dead.

Well, it's very humid down here in your basement, Dan.

Are you familiar with…ElDan?

Travolta was 42 when "Welcome Back, Kotter" started.

Oh, sorry, I didn't think you mind…

Racist.

Zeppelin?

You know who always had a sweet stache? Hall of Famer Mike Schmidt.

We? Like you and I?

What? No! It can't be! He's invincible! Or…he's really hairy and that would creep out some guys probably.

That's grounds for divorce.