It'll be his best work since Mac and Me.

Like at the end of Dead Poets Society?

We took crazy pills.

If he has a functional penis, yes.

I smell another Lost!

"The quality of MILF porn has really declined atrociously, but I definitely don't post on the comments section for that site."

Those hairy-footed midgets do plenty of stabbing, too!

Yeah, it's cute that he thinks America will ding Trump at the polls. Trump's been called out by so many people (like Paul Ryan) for making racist statements (EDIT: before Trump was elected), and ended up jumping on the Trump bandwagon anyway. I'm very pessimistic.

Goths, AMIRITE?

I think it's over. You might have to wear a flux capacitor if you want to see it soon.

Just have your intern look at the sun and describe it to you. That's what those unpaid fuckers are for.

People think all people react the same way. They (the former) are idiots.

That's really the best idea I've heard in years.

Wait, why is Julie the worst? I thought JD McCoy's dad was the worst!

BIG RED 'GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US'

It's gonna be hard to improve on Julia Louis Dreyfus's Selina Meyer, but good luck. I'm always happy to see Connie Britton onscreen.

SMILF = She-Male I'd Like to Fellate

Wait, the 'F' stands for 'fondle', right?

But MONEY.

Is that the one with Lauren Conrad?