"Show me the Tylenooooool!!!"

After David Miscavige has that building killed.

Hitting the edge of a building like that tends to take my breath away.

It's the only way to tell that she's angry at something.

More Wolf Hall > More Wolf Blitzer

More dope queens!

Will watching the show make my Medicare go away?

That they never show heads on spikes?

This is funny shit. I highly recommend it.

All Deckard ever talked about were unicorns and Crossfit, so everyone knew.

Do I need to wear relaxed fit pants?

His portrayal of the two Japanese characters also showed offensively no effort. They're Japanese, so they should talk about 'honor' and 'seppuku' (incorrectly used as well).

Wait, people still say 'flame war'? I thought that ended in 1993.

Who doesn't love deals on hip back-to-school apparel?

That's what my barking dog tells me!

I have wonderful memories of when my family would summer in the Catskills where my little sister and I would spend hours exploring the woods, playing Nazi Death Camp.

I'll let you know once I win back my family.

But will it get me FUCKED UP?

You know what else is hot? Tacos! Let's have a show about tacos, CBS!

You mean that actress from the Menendez Brothers movie on Lifetime?