Because he's susceptible to feline AIDS?

He's not Muslim, so he's good to go.

Say "hello in there". Then turn off the TV for goodness' sake.

Christopher Lloyd's tits aren't that nice.

Oh, that kind of "stacked".

Louie Anderson's a Chaotic-Good 18th-Level Mage?

I'm guessing Steve Harvey, his family, and people who can't find the remote.

I've got my hands full organizing the Bieber Lives Matter movement.

College freshman, I take it?

Maria Bello's Prime Suspect hat is unemployed and available for consumption.

It's the new La La Land!

Hive had enough of this crap.

Not even in your nightmares?

A lot less scary looking than when Michele Bachmann was still in office.

Small, yes, but I have two.

His positive attitude.

"WASH ME"

I know a guy who knows a guy. Okay, it's actually Jennifer Aniston.

Those penises are very inconvenient.

Everyone's yellow, so you might like it if you're into Asians.