Natural Born Killers, father?

She was really blinded. It's the price you pay for getting to work with Chris O'Donnell.

Ring the bell, you country bumpkin!

Yeah, but you read it before the Trump presidency made books like this more foreboding.

The real winner is 1994.

He doesn't realize the Gravity of the situation.

The twist is that there was a young black football player trapped in the piñata. She saves the day again!

Speed 3: Marco Polo

I'm less likely to blame fidget spinners than that godawful EDM that they listen to.

It's time to go to Lenscrafters!

That's not even a beard. It's chocolate frosting from eight years ago.

Whichever: ouch.

Ryan Murphy's one tricky son of a bee.

Likewise, while jiggling buttcheeks claimed the spotlight during the song's original release, thighgaps have recently drawn significant attention from drooling butt admirers and now deserve a spot at centerstage where they can best bask in the endless cries of "Bravo!" and extended standing ovations.

The guy who wrote the Big Butt Book.

I can't wait for the remake starring Abigail Breslin.

I thought it was characters with Daddy Issues?

Robb to Jon: "Yahoooo! You're all clear, kid!"

Silly. You can't kill GWAR.

We should introduce Arya to GWAR.