I don't care about the mechanics. I just want my MRA tweets faster.

It's hard to talk when you've got a mouth full of buttmeat.

I'm very impressed that you people actually understand this. Now to impress some ladies by regurgitating what you just said. I'd better bring some lube.

Until one of its white tigers attacked it, I imagine.

How long before it can handle all of Donald Trump's ample buttmeat?

Wait, what happened to the particle that's in the Gobi Desert? Is it still there, or was it "destroyed" and replaced by the duplicate?

"Hello, Help Desk? My Pussy Wagon won't make the ladies cream their pants. Could you send someone?"

You mean the ending of Grease isn't scientifically accurate?

Transformers movies involve more women wearing Daisy Dukes.

He's the bee's knees.

Tell me they also sing Detachable Penis.

They could be there just to feed T'Challa some grapes.

Hooooooover Daaaaaaaaaam.

It's made from the cast of Courtney Love's vajayjay.

I was hoping for a Roman Holiday reboot where T'Challa plays the plucky prince getting rebellious haircuts and getting romanced by a reported played by Maggie Haberman.

Some acidwash whiskering around the crotch and True Religion beading would really help.

Diggler!

They're called wombmyn.

I thought maybe Skippy murdered everybody.

What is that from? Family Ties?