AV Club takes the lazy route, and 1 Broke Gorillas' response was perfection

I agree. Those Sand Snakes continued to be incredibly boring and Arya's storyline from last season felt like a different show.

Jon Snow don't play dat.

He's clearly still traumatized by that Italian volcano.

Girl ends up with the wrong guy? I hate that!

Terrace House ain't staged! You can't fake that kind of devotion to Hello Kitty and glacially-paced dating!

The Jasmine role's still open.

If it bends, it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny.

I'm reading the Big Butt Book.

Like DJ Khaled!

All right, scientists. We're gonna have to grow one.

She's very open-minded.
***audience applause***

Maybe he's the Zodiac Killer! Ted Cruz, exonerated!

He's definitely bringing the pee tape.

"Valdemort phone home!"

I think people are more afraid of Keyser Soze than of death.

I think he wrote that Eat Rape Love.

Emma Stone would be perfect for this!

Kinda like how I like to partake of some light masturbation when I watch hardcore porn on Wednesdays?

***looks up slick in dictionary***