It also doesn't mean you'll have great hair.

I love a good doctor.

There should definitely be a scene where Steve is having cappuccino with Bruce Wayne and Selena Kyle in Italy, or at least the Venetian in Vegas.

It's like The Prestige, but with more mustard gas.

Maybe they can bring someone equally charismatic. Like,…Joaquin Phoenix?
***makes quick exit***

I'm Asian and, believe me, I have a very small penis.

Das Pubic Alopecia.

I learned so much, you guys.

Let's clarify: when you say the "live action Beauty and the Beast", are you referring to the Emma Watson one, the Linda Hamilton one, or the porno?

We never speak of it.
(nervously) The weather's turning out to be quite lovely, don't you agree?

Or they could improve upon those bargain-basement Barbie movies featuring deadeyed CGI princesses that kids, for some reason, have no problem watching.

Too bad. Remember: "babies taste best".

Glad to hear it. She's part squirrel.

Did you resort to cannibalism?

I saw a production of Sunday In The Park With George. That musical is really incredible and wonderfully unconventional. I feel like I'm now old enough to better appreciate it.

I can see Spiderman's dirty pillows.

I'd rank Silence of the Lambs and Unforgiven up there somewhere. Moonlight's not even top 10 for me, largely because you're wrong and i'm right.

Dhani Harrison always draws my eye. The resemblance is incredible.

Everything's a metaphor.

Nothing on me stays soft when I'm watching Prince videos.