Like my Goop vagina steamer!

Someone get this guy a "live laugh love" stencil kit.

Let's not forget that, for me, the key to happiness is money.

They forgot about Gucciholics like Buzz Bissinger.

Tilda Swinton will play Asian Cumberbatch playing Asian Emma Stone's son.

Florence Foster Jenkins.

I love Fast Times, but I have a special place in my heart for eXistenz, so I'll be watching that instead, thanks very much.

Her farts gave a riveting performance as Othello last year.

I think the Magnitsky Act is the Russian version of a Rusty Trombone.

You can and will be gay.

But that lady at the Timberwolves halftime show could use a bow and arrow with her feet. Is he even trying?

Hey, Jews. Don't make it bad.

Captain St. Vincent and the Grenadines!

LFTR PLLR

CGI the bucket filled with spit and blood, please.

It's gonna be Phoenix or Jordy. No other choices.

I'm guessing it's Miss Scarlett, in the Conservatory, with her thighs.

Now they can be replaced with cheaper underage backcountry Chinese acrobats.

Chris Christie's mere proximity creates a lot of shitty echo.

You mean those shoes weren't really magic?