Definitely a Stalinist, but too moderate to be a Trotskyist.

I'm smart, too! Did you know Apollo pulls the sun around using his chariot? I went to school! Well, a school.

Instead of Kryptonite, his weakness is his mom's borscht.

Ooh, back when D'Arcy wasn't stealing horses and getting fucked up on meth. Those were the days.

Nerds wear glasses and tie their hair back. Do some research.

How could it have sucked? The Macarena was at the top of the charts!

But AUSTERITY, guys!

Agreed. It's charmingly rundown.

It's in Clearwater.

Don't forget Mr. Kushner's Emotionless Ride.

Maybe Schwarzenegger is available to host. They get along, right?

Pro tip: avoid the Panhandle.

MLK risked his life riding that horse and yelling "The British are coming!", but not for this.

I hope it's gonna be the site for an Ivankaland theme park where all incestuous dreams come true!

It'll be scorching hot.

It's a Wagner opera, I think.

I think Jodie Sweetin's playing a Haight-Street gutterpunk this season. Her catchphrase is "Give me a fucking dollar, you fucking bitch!" It'll be…realistic.

Fuller House: Tent City

You're supposed to say "Go dive into a burning bush, she and her brother can. Hmmm?"

Is Lars Von Trier available?