RIP 11.8.2016

They got caught, so they definitely bungled it.

His license plate did say "ASSMAN".

Crash beating out every other movie for Best Picture in 2006?

It's time for Roberto Benigni to make Life Is Beautiful 2 where he sweetly shields a kid from the horror of this Trump presidency. It's gonna be OSCAR GOLD.

That's how the 1% lives.

Tom Hanks as Josh Baskin?

I've been doing all that since I was 4 weeks old in mommy's womb!

When The Mooch says "move on", you move on. Right, Mooch?

FLAGGED

He's got a really great off-kilter sense of humor. That movie's a masterpiece.

I heard that if you ring his doorbell, it goes "Shalalalaaaaa!"

I rubbed a little Fred Ward on my plantar warts and they were gone in a day!

Courtney Cox should come back, but this time playing the fast guy with the mullet.

He put his snake in my eagle's shadow.

He's better than Gluten-Free Man.

He'll probably watch The Devil's Own and imitate Brad Pitt's masterful work.

Can't Brosnan just say "It was Kevin!", and make a run for it?

It can only be improved by a whiny, useless Maggie Cheung!

Sticky!