I've never seen The Conjuring. Is it better than sex?

Expire With An Erection

Funnily enough, his favorite movie is Legally Blonde.

Maybe one has the superpowers to turn a frown upside down.

Actually, it's marvellous.

Tax Season Attacks

Debit, to Credit: "We're not so different, you and I."

Lucky you!

Scripted film is where Hayden Christensen shines.

I thought the highest form was groin kicks?

***clears schedule***

Well, up to maybe just the 3rd degree of cousinhood.

No homo?

Which is a blessing! You know how the script was originally written?:

Fun fact: I know nothing about The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion other than what I've seen from that video with Winona Ryder in it.

Kid Koala's fantastic. You should try and catch him. His style definitely fits in with Edgar Wright's.

Super Jumbo tampons for your heavy flow and wide-set vagina?

Haim waiting for the right guy and true love as The Good Book tells us. And for my parents to go out of town.

They would call them "fat lazy Americans", I think. The French are a mystery.

I hope Este has some new faces to debut and with which I can fill my nightmares.