More like Dungflinger, AMIRITE?

The Cooper that had a blooper in his pooper.

General Arthur MacArthur probably got teased a lot as a kid.

Chance The Rapper keeps distracting me from ignoring my coworkers!

He looks nothing like Streisand.

The first two were more like senior theses.

How did Rachel Dolezal do?

"Those were magical summer days back in…"

Of course, he loves Star Wars. Queen Leia, Luke Sunwalker, Kevin Solo, Sue-bacca. All those wonderful characters.

Incestellar

You're able to type, so you're not an amoeba, so YES.

Exactly. Without that silly gauzy part in the middle.

"Look at that other loaf!"
"No, thanks. I'll pass. I already looked at two slices earlier."

Jesus Fish stickers do. I used to be a leper, but now I'm a supermodel.

Transplantable organs?

Clear eyes, erect penises, CAN'T LOSE!

Can I have a bigger penis in this version?

How about that that humorless guy in Game of Thrones with those faceless interns?

I guess it's a matter of taste. Of that bunch, I probably like Apollo 13 the most, but even that suffered from the type of melodrama that I really dislike in movies. I thought it (like A Beautiful Mind, Cinderella Man) overly scored, and very conventional. Still watchable, but I'm never impressed.

I feel like that's him maxxed out. Competent.