kirivinokur
kirivinokur
kirivinokur

Out, damned cumstain! Out, I say!

Nope, but you can definitely eat the locals. No one's gonna notice a missing Vanuatuan or two.

They call get to host MTV's The Grind?

But unshowered fitness instructors named Staci taste the best!

And where's Ramsay? Weird he's not there. Probably nothing.

Tony! Toni! Toné! it down.

This calls for a Trump cameo with him landing his chopper on the estate.

Well, he did kill his parents. That's just a rumor. One I'm starting.

Talking. Penetration. Afternoon tea. Penetration.

21 Jump Street?

The latter. I'm sure I'd like these movies more than I do if they weren't so popular.

Serious question: why is Ryan Gosling a bad choice? I don't know anything about his character yet. Is he a Blade Runner, and you don't think he'd play that convincingly?

My equivalent is The Big Lebowski and Office Space. It might have to do with hipster tendencies because I'm tired of people referencing those movies incessantly.

I'm worried about his artistic choice to replace spice with linguistics.

She acted a little crazy trying to get the Catwoman role, but I hadn't heard about any Blade Runner-related shenanigans.

What if he made a sequel to Boat Trip?

Or get semen in your hair.

His lady lumps?

They ask that in the movie, and then Elliott got yelled at for being a cisgender binary-focused asshole.

A bottle of painkillers on a string?