I think he quit acting to focus on his kids.

Yeah? Well, I, um, can start fires with my thoughts!

I was expecting Eric Roberts.

Maybe a generally nice but abominably flatulent villain?

Turner? I barely know her!

I think it's still Infrastructure Week.

He has to deal with those pesky bank fees?

Everyone is gropeable at the balleeeeet!

You're hired! Let's discuss details in the Dov Charney Conference Room!

That should Lyft his spirits.

Saul of Tarsus?

I bet they all look like Piper Laurie.

Imagine fire and brimstone, but in your ears.

"I wanna fuck you like an animal!" — Trent Reznor as The Bear

What are his thoughts John Legend's groovy take on modern jazz from La La Land?

If you're a guy. Girls' pants go the other direction.

That's on this Friday's schedule, too. Different man and wife, though. And slightly smaller boat where she was killed. And the guy's hair isn't as gray.

I don't even have an electrical outlet.

You're not a fan of Wife-Murderin' Fridays?

Tomahawk chops are back in!