DJ Trump. Scariest villain ever.

So, I'll expect a shot of Admiral Akbar with a cigarette and a bottomless whiskey Coke sitting deadeyed for hours at a slot machine.

Unless it's one of those "Born Sexy Yesterday" machines. I'm cool with those, and will happily date them.

I think Gonorrhea Goneril has a cameo in the movie.

But AlphaGo ain't gonna order bottle service when he celebrates a win at da club.

He's not Jon Lovett insufferable.

My screenplay for "Head Cold Becky" was on the 2016 Blacklist.

Trump's is Plow King. Because he likes to plow all that pussssssssaaaaaay, AMIRITE?

Night King Cole is my favorite singer.

That's quackciting.

I prefer the Sting bulge from Dune.

Stop.
Fucking.

Another superhero without a cape? I don't like the direction America's heading.

Josh Hartnett is never wrong.

She's really insufferable, but Zorro was where she was the least insufferable.

But she's a stone fox.

Perhaps a meetup at our favorite microbrew pub for some IPAs and a hummus plate?

Just saw this. Thanks. Great talking to you!

"In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.”

Maybe he just likes typing?