Dolphinately.

Very much so disappointed that there is no mention of Bobby Bottleservice in addition to, bro.

I want to be George St. Geegland when I grow up

I'm going to miss it SO MUCH

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

I'm guessing she was in the country illegally and had no money. The original article said the victim had not eaten in several days.

Oh, I have a wonderful example of this in action. I'm at work. Myself and the other women in the office start feeling weird. Headaches, dizziness, etc. We think we can smell gas. We become concerned. The men are all "whatever, you are all crazy". This goes on for a couple hours. We are feeling really gross. The men…

This is why talking about issues women face spirals so quickly. "X happened to me." "Nah, it was probably something else altogether." We're considered unreliable witnesses and interpreters of our own experiences.

The FHP claims: "On March 17, Sgt. Spencer Ross was trying to make a traffic stop on a motorcycle rider for running the toll and speeding on State Road 408 in the Orlando area, according to FHP." Claim is the key word. The FHP could be trying to protect the Blue Line. It's hard to say.

Even easier: move the decimal point, multiply by two.

according to Twitter and comments at can daily- he wasn't drunk either, he blew a .02 at the scene. So not drunk, not s fake id-he's talking to a bouncer and then some abc idiot decides to butt in.

Good looking out. But as many have pointed out, even if he did have a fake ID, that is hardly grounds for having your face violently smashed in.

Yes, per a statement put out by his attorney today he was not charged with having a fake ID. Only "obstruction of justice without force" and "profane swearing and/or intoxication in public."

Well, you see, if he would've just complied with...

WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL

I was going to comment on that insane water story (plainclothes cops ran at her car with a weapon drawn, and she spent the night in jail?!) - the UVA ABC is well known for being completely bananas and drunk on power. It would not surprise me at all if Johnson's ID was actually real, that poor boy.

I think we need to bring back that hashtag about how living while black is its own offense to these people.

JESUS! I hope he sues the heck out of the Bar and the ABC... Does anyone know the name of the bar? I hope they go out of business because of this.

What the ACTUAL FUCK?! Not that a fake id deserves this kind of treatment but this takes things to a whole nother level of fucked up.

Yeah, I'm guessing we're going to see a flood of eyewitness info come out. The reason I was curious about his actual age is that I can see a technically-under-21 but ALMOST 21 student handing over their ID at the door in a "come on, I'm like a week away..." sort of way. (Clearly this is all rampant speculation on my…