I just want a whole show about LuAnn defending her right to hook up.

"Be cool. Don't be all, like, uncool."

Do yourselves a favor and don't read the comments on the Dallas Morning News article. People are calling her all sorts of horrible things on the grounds that she should just be grateful to be alive and that it's her own fault for getting ebola (ebola!) - never mind that it was the hospital's incompetence that…

It sounds like the problem wasn't that the press pried for her name but that the hospital that treated her released information about her and a video of her and portrayed it as being something she agreed to. We have medical privacy laws, and it sounds like the hospital violated them.

If the hospital had failed to train the staff, and did not provide proper Personal Protective Equipment, I would be angry too. Because, not only would the staff have been in danger, but any other patients those staff would've been in direct contact with would've been at risk. Jesus H. Christ.

Well, yeah, I think that's to be expected. It sounds like there's some good evidence her employer was negligent, and she had to deal with weeks of hospitalization, the emotional distress that comes with knowing you might die, and what sound like long term consequences to her health.

Also, the mighty Cocksicle.

I'm going to wake you up one morning by SQUIRTING MILK ICING INTO YOUR MOUTH for doing this to me.

Again, it could be worse. These knock-off Kit-Kats, for example:

A white person vouching for another white person not being racist would NOT go a long way. All it does is make the voucher look like an apologist. That's PR 101.

Sorry but Gwyneth is super pretty and I wish I looked exactly like her. I can't hate her no matter how much some people try to say I should.

I'm heading over to Canada. So much closer to where I live than a desert. This winter has prepared me for the cold (coldest February in the history of ever with an average high temperature of 16F) Plus my Hannibal watching has prepared me psychologically for the inevitable cannibalism.

I'm going to head straight to Galt's Gulch—no mooching zombies allowed there, and bonus! It's in the Rockies.

No many times I scroll, it's still white and gold to me. I am immune to the sorcery - I knew I had a talent! Also, my monitor settings are pretty damn good because I apparently have superior color vision as based upon that online color test. That is some crappy lighting and/or photographic equipment.

I saw black and blue on the Facebook post, came here and saw white and gold, went back to Facebook and saw white and gold. I'm confused and wtf'd.

Yeah, it's like when my former boss years ago responded to me calling in for a migraine by saying, "oh, is it female related? My wife gets that, I understand." Ughhhhhhh, nope. I mean, yes I do more frequently get migraines around my period, but dude, if you have to resort to pointedly saying some bullshit euphemism…

Also, "female bleeding"? Female bleeding is when I nick myself with an xacto knife and stomp around my apartment screaming swear words.

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

Instead of releasing her medical records she should just present them with the IUD they removed, preferably still covered in blood and bits of her uterine wall.

This is actually Saginaw, Texas. Northwest of Fort Worth. Famous for ridiculous misogyny AND the World's Largest Grain Elevators.