So glad to find another kindred soul. I mean when someone tells you something is forbidden you just obsess over it more, especially when the contraband is hidden away.

I was in first grade when this came out, and it is literally the first movie I ever remember discussing with my friends. Only one of us was cool enough to see it in theaters—not me because my parents didn't allow 6 year olds to watch PG-13 movies.

Congrats! I have never seen a Flowers in the Attic gif before.

Should I be scared of my pre-adolescent sexual stirrings from the original Jafar?

I appreciate the technical explanation. Thank you.

As a Regency romance enthusiast, I was intrigued whether the new laws removed male primogeniture for all inherited titles. Does the new law instigated at Kate's pregnancy apply to all titles in the UK or just the monarchy?

I assumed that they relegated all burner accounts (aka not linked through Facebook) into the gray. Since I do not post anything to Facebook ever because of the crazy, weird backlash that can produce, I have become resigned to life in the gray annex.

My first response was that the estate already has the lawsuit in the bag.

The o9s referred to zip code.

WTF! All I could focus on was the reference to an American Psycho musical.

But it's here trademark line now. Girl needs to trademark that shit and make some money.

I kind of wish my Home Ec., or officially PC named Family Consumer Science, classes included proper make-up application. All of my skills are attributable to youtube videos.

Is there a real science based reason to stop this behavior? Because I love my eyeliner like no other and would give wine up first.

Seriously, the author should be able to recognize the difference between the literary opus of the Southern Agrarians and the real story of the downfall of Nixon.

Your "superior" Yankee education has again failed you if you think it has even been 200 years or more since slavery was ended in America. The 13th Amendment was only ratified in December of 1865. That was just 148 years ago. I know elderly people who told stories about their parents owning or being slaves; this is not…

When I am feeling lazy, I justify not shaving by hiding it with hose. Never had an itchy thing going on, though.

Do you seriously think it was 400+ years since slavery was ended? Or even 100+ years since women got the vote? Because they are a lot closer in history to us than you think.

Sorry, but I am really concerned about this man's ability to save future kittens without consuming the most easily digestible proteins of animal products.

Reagan was a female first name since the time of Shakespeare. However, she was a really shitty character, so saddling a girl with that can have its own baggage growing up.

Aren't those just gingerbread men?